Tax reform, what would Charlie Sheen do?

by Lynnea Bylund on March 11, 2011 · 4 comments

TV star Charlie Sheen has kept his name in the limelight in recent times, and now that Warner has fired him from “Two and a Half Men” Michael Cohn at Accounting Today is musing what it would be like if Charlie took the job overseeing tax legislation and accounting standards.

Here are some of Cohn’s ideas

Corporate taxes: Distributors of tiger blood would enjoy special tax preferences. Why? Because they’re winning, duh!

The alternative minimum tax: “Vatican assassin warlocks” would be permanently exempted from the AMT, especially ones with “Adonis DNA.”

The marriage penalty: Automatically eliminated for those who are married to goddesses, especially if they could be classified as “smoking hotties.”

Deductibility of medical expenses: 100 percent deductibility if you’re on any drug named after Charlie Sheen (although you may run the risk that “your face will melt off if you take it and your children will weep over your exploded body”).

Estate taxes: Will be permanently set at 5 percent, even though dying is just for fools and amateurs, according to Sheen.

Film production tax credits: Only good for studios named Charlie Bros., but definitely not Warner Bros.

Electronic filing mandate: Can’t be processed with a normal brain.

Revenue recognition: Only recognized if raised to $3 million an episode.

Fair value measurement: Impaired assets, like bad TV scripts, can be converted “from tin cans into pure gold.” Distressed mortage-backed securities are only for “fools and trolls and soft targets.”

Other comprehensive income: Just close your eyes and make it so with the power of your mind.

{ 4 comments }

1 Kat Strone March 19, 2011 at 11:42 am

What would Charlie do? I think we all know what Charlie would do! LOL!

2 Lucilla April 16, 2011 at 1:02 pm

What would Charlie do? Don’t ask, don’t tell! Ha ha!

3 Simonne Pollitt April 16, 2011 at 2:48 pm

Tigers blood rules!

4 Brianna Gertsen CPA April 26, 2011 at 2:58 am

Ha! Too funny, lets put Charlie in charge. Tigers blood!

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